Ever heard of it? I hadn't until one of my co workers in Amarillo gave it to me before Noah was born.
The story goes...
Mama said, "I love you, my wonderful child." But I had a question.
Mama, what if I were a
Would you still love me then?
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"If you were a big, scary ape, I would make your birthday cake out of bananas, and I would tell you, 'I love you, my big scary ape.'"
But, Mama, but, Mama, what if I were a
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But, Mama, but, Mama, what if I were a
and I smelled so bad that my name was Stinky Face?
"Then I'd plunk you in a bubble bath! But if you still smelled stinky, I wouldn't mind. I'd whisper in your ear, 'I love you, Stinky Face.'"
But, Mama, but, Mama, what if I were an
with big, sharp teeth?
"Then I'd plunk you in a bubble bath! But if you still smelled stinky, I wouldn't mind. I'd whisper in your ear, 'I love you, Stinky Face.'"
But, Mama, but, Mama, what if I were an
"I'd buy you a bigger toothbrush! And if your throat hurt, I'd look inside your huge mouth. I'd tell you, 'I love you, my dangerous alligator.'"
But, Mama, what if I were a terrible
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But, Mama, but, Mama, what if I were a
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But, Mama, what if I were a terrible
"Then I'd make you a mountain of hamburgers to eat! I'd say, 'I love you, my sweet, terrible dinosaur!'"
with slimy, smelly seaweed hanging from my body?
"Then I would live by the swamp and take care of you always. I'd tell you, 'I love you, my slimy swamp monster!'"
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But, Mama, but, Mama, what if I were a
from Mars, and I ate bugs instead of peanut butter?
"Then I would fill your lunch box with spiders and ants and the tastiest bugs you ever had! And I'd pack a note with all the bugs that said, 'I love you, little greenie. Bon appetit!'"
But, Mama, but, Mama, what if I were a
But, Mama, but, Mama, what if I were a
3 comments:
i love all of his monkey shirts!!!
so cute~!
That story is so cute! And I am loving all the pictures you are getting with your new camera!
Awww I love it!
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