Let's start with the first born: Einstein. I did not spank Einstein and put him in our room for a "time out" tonight {he's a dog-- that would just be crazy} since he was barking non-stop and driving me up the wall.
I most certainly did not warm up a Lean Cuisine for Noah to eat for dinner because I had a hungry little boy pulling at my pant leg crying. Nope. There's no way I did that.
I did not obsessively watch four episodes of Grey's Anatomy in bed with Josh last night. No, not me! I would never waste that much of my time on a television show.
I would never tell Noah to pick up his banana {that had been thrown on the dirty ground multiple times} and eat it. No, definitely not this germaphobe.
Lastly, I did not decide {after I laid Noah on the changing table and realized there was not a diaper in sight} to let Noah run around the house naked after his bath tonight. Definitely not this momma. I would never do that, especially since I knew our back porch door was wide open. I most certainly did not have a bare-bunned toddler running up and down the porch exposing himself to the world. No, not me!
Well, that was therapeutic! I might have to do this more often. What do you need to get off your chest? Please do share!
I do Not do any of those things either! By the way Briggs is reading PEOPLE. Go figure he finds the girl in it!
ReplyDeleteI did not give Ian Cheerios that had dropped on the floor (more than once!). I definitely did not keep him in his jammies all day, even after he had spit up on them. I did not just wipe the spit up off and think he was still clean enough - definitely not! And I did not serve my hubby and baby left-overs three nights in a row! Not this Momma!
ReplyDeleteHaha! That's great! loved reading it!
ReplyDeleteI am not Monday person!! Seriouly...
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